how to start a fight 1

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it  fixed.  But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the  boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of  a clever way to make her point.

          When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the  tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny  pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I  came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you  might as well sweep the driveway.."

          The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always  have a  limp.


(enviado por meu amigo Garoto)