o verdadeiro sexo da Garotinha
domingo, janeiro 28, 2007
terça-feira, janeiro 23, 2007
o ovo
Uma galinha põe um ovo de meio quilo!!!
Jornais, televisão, repórteres.... todos atrás da galinha!.
Como conseguiu esta façanha, Sra. Galinha?
- Segredo de família...
E os planos para o futuro?
- Botar um ovo de um quilo!
As atenções se voltam para o galo...
Como conseguiram tal façanha, Sr. Galo?
- Segredo de família...
E os planos para o futuro?
- Partir a cara do avestruz!!!!
sábado, janeiro 13, 2007
Galvez Imperador do Acre
| Rating: | ★★★★★ |
| Category: | Books |
| Genre: | Literature & Fiction |
| Author: | Marcio Souza |
letter from Michael Moore to GWB
Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you go, too!) ...from Michael Moore
1/10/07
Dear Mr. President,
Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November.
Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna
do the job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was
last year. And we were losing the war last year! We've already had over
a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few
thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons of mass
destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to
justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE
EAST! YES!!!
You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one!
C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of
that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The
hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!
Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're
in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you
being humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans
any good.
Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq,
not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq
with millions of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers --
so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a
nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million!
Here's how it would work:
The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That
will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us
will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.
Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:
1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election
(the one that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we
were losing). I am confident that at least a third of them would want
to put their body where there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know
many of these people and, while we may disagree politically, I know
that they don't believe someone else should have to go and fight their
fight for them -- while they hide here in America.
2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country.
I know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou
Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the
third mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or so enlistees
from this effort.
3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they
were your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are
already trained from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the
total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.
Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch!
Don't be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your
people behind you and YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief!
Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead!
We promise to write. Go get 'em W!
Yours,
Michael Moore
mmflint@aol.com
www.michaelmoore.com
domingo, janeiro 07, 2007
Noite do Oráculo
| Rating: | ★★★★★ |
| Category: | Books |
| Genre: | Literature & Fiction |
| Author: | Paul Auster |
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