terça-feira, janeiro 03, 2012

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

I would have given him 100%
 
 
        Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
 
        * his last battle
 
        Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
 
        * at the bottom of the  page
 
        Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
        * liquid
 
        Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
 
        * marriage
 
        Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
 
        * exams
 
        Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
 
        * Lunch & dinner
 
        Q7. What looks like half an apple?
        * The other half
 
        Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will
become?
        * it will simply become wet
 
        Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
 
        * No problem, he sleeps at night.
 
        Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
 
        * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
 
        Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
        * Very large hands
 
        Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
        * No time at all, the wall is already  built.
 
        Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
        *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.





(enviado por meu amigo Garoto)

2 comentários:

Luci Elaine disse...

4. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage....

Esta é a melhor....rsrsrs.

bjs.

Sonia SantAnna disse...

Até que concordo com algumas.