quarta-feira, maio 20, 2009

ainda elas!

BOB & THE BLONDE

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

 
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...

5 comentários:

Naza Barcellos disse...

He he he...pobrezinha. Condenada a ser uma loura pobre.

Anna Maria Littledale disse...

Triste essa....!

Murillo Paiva disse...

Louras são sempre louras.... até de peruca!

Sonia SantAnna disse...

E mereceu.

sergio Ornellas disse...

Contam que nesse dia ela perdeu mais de $100.