your afterlife

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.. 

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the  

 first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact,

> Elizabeth .....':

> 'Is that you, Steve?'

> 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

> 'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

>  'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf 

course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. 

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, 

then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf 

course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep 

and then the next day it starts all over again.'

> 'Oh, Steve you surely must be in heaven!'

'Not exactly .. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'

(enviado por meu amigo Garoto)