sexuais

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I
 can't remember what I chose.
 
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
 
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."
 
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
 "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
 earth.
 
There are three stages of sex in a man's life: TriWeekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.
 
 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
 partner, you'd better have a good hand.
 
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
 happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
 
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.