how to save the airlines

Dump the
male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
Replace
all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the
hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.

They
don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers
would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

 
And, of
course, every businessman in this country! would start flying
again,
hoping to see naked women.
 

Because
of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus
saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that
we could
charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."
 

Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.

 
Hijackings
would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see
record revenues. It would also reduce TSA and Air Marshall
costs.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a
golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
 

Why the
hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do

everything
myself?
 
 

Sincerely,

 
Bill
Clinton

(enviado por minha amiga Anja)